| Status | |
| Power status: | On |
| Power source: | Municipal |
| Existence: | Verified |
| Free space: | Abundant |
| Load average: | Colorsafe Cold/Cold |
| Cogency: | 9.3 / 10 |
| Disposition | Sweet yet sassy |
| Attitude | Pensive |
| Altitude | Almost down from the top of the sky |
| Visitation rights: | 4 |
| Bonuses: | Free apple pie coupon (exp. 6/31/2011) |